The Straddling Bus? A Chinese Innovation in Urban Transport

What do you think will happen when this:

Urban transport catastrophe, Scenario 1
or this:
Urban transport catastrophe, Scenario 2
or this:
Urban transport catastrophe, Scenario 3
or this:

Urban transport catastrophe, Scenario 4
or this:
Urban transport catastrophe, Scenario 5
Meets this:

Thanks to China Hush where you can read about this…ahem…extraordinary innovation in transportation in English.
[UPDATE]: 100 km (62 mi.) Traffic Jam

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